Our Disclaimer.
Welcome to My Big, Black Cock. By entering this site, you hereby agree to and accept the following terms and conditions:
- This web site (“My Big Black Cock”) contains language you’d be unlikely to hear anywhere other than a prison cafeteria, a truck stop in the deep south, a womens’ club meeting in an affluent neighboorhood, or Vatican City. Rule of thumb: if you can’t make it through an episode of South Park without covering your ears or asking what a “clitoris” is, you don’t belong here. Don’t waste my time bitching to me about it if I hurt your poor widdle virgin eyes.
- In addition, the opinions expressed here may end up offending just about everyone on the face of the Earth at some point. Life sucks. Wear a helmet.
- Some of the content on My Big, Black Cock is intended as a parody of public figures and current events (all of which is protected by United States law as “Fair Use”), and should be taken as such. If you can’t tell which items are parodies and which are legitimate news items, get off the Internet and take up basket weaving, because you’re a fucking moron.
- This site also occasionally showcases and includes hyperlinks to some graphic, explicit audiovisual content, including both sexual and violent situations (and the Vatican’s web site…you be the judge of which is more offensive). While this is absolutely NOT a “porn site” (sorry, PayPal, but you were 100% wrong, as you finally admitted a year later…) and not really an “adult site” by most peoples’ definition of such, once in a while, something that isn’t “worksafe” may creep in. If you’re not supposed to be looking at it wherever you are, don’t fucking look at it.
- The author of this site and his other contributors assume absolutely no legal, moral, or financial responsibility whatsoever for any effect that “My Big Black Cock” may have on your behavior, specifically, or your life, in general.
- If you are a member of any government or private sector organization dedicated to the policing and suppression of independent thought, or simply a person who objects to content like this, we strongly suggest that you leave. You are not welcome here, and your presence here constitutes trespassing. Besides, you probably wouldn’t understand this site even if you were welcome.
- By emailing, instant messaging, or otherwise contacting or submitting content to this site, you give the site and its owner (Scott Crawford) permission to use any content you send as he pleases for the duration of the history of the universe. Please consider this policy carefully before emailing us, instant messaging us, or sending us any kind of content, including pictures, video, audio, text, or anything else you might think we’d want to see.
- If you are the legitimate rightsholder of content that appears here without your permission, please contact us. We will verify your claim, and make our best effort to make adjustments accordingly. This policy does not apply to outgoing links. If we’re linking to you, while we will make every effort to protect your bandwidth usage, you’re pretty much stuck with us linking to you. To the best of our knowledge, there is no law on record anywhere against hyperlinking to publically available content.
- If you’re a minor, whether you have really cool parents who actually supervise what you do on the Internet, and discuss it with you, or totally oblivious ones who will never, ever bother us about what you see here, you might as well leave, too. You’re just going to get us both in trouble. In your case, it’ll probably be from quoting me on the playground at school. Hell, I used to do it with my dad’s dirty joke books, but no one was filing frivolous lawsuits against the authors of those books for “harming children” back then. Go on, now. Run along. Shoo.
- Finally, if you’re a parent whose children spend a lot of time doing things on the computer, do everyone involved a favor, and check in on them once in a while. Ask your kids what they do, in a non-judgemental way. Look at their web site, as well as their other favorite web sites, and talk to them about what you see (but don’t freak out unless you find them on something really crazy like Veronica Moser’s site or one of those creepy Furry sites…if they have a little goatse in their life, it’s no big deal!). Get involved, and be a parent. If you don’t, then people who are far worse than the people responsible for “My Big, Black Cock” will.
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