Zamboni back. been long week. Zamboni work hard. not easy being pimp for mom. she get old. get loose. all dried up and stinky. drew smiley face on horatio. love horatio. he is my penis. he spit on me. horatio my penis. bad boy. no. he good boy. me like when horatio spit on me. drank purple juice. made poop green. made slimy. picked up and looked at. slimy poop. smelled good. good smelly slimy green poop. need girlfriend. looked for girlfriend. talked to girl. told her i hung like mule.asked me to show. i show. she laugh. no care. i have henrietta. she my hand. horatio love henrietta. henrietta love horatio. they happy. my butthole hurts. will remove finger. finger smell like poop. poop smell good. i like poop. i look at my nipples. i pinch nipples. it feel good. i pinch harder. ooo ooo ooo. ahh ahh ahh. i like nipples. i look at mom. she wear leather panties. she has rope. she tie me up. grab my balls. squeeze hard. me scream. it hurt. no matter. she kiss and make better. she sits on me. can’t breathe. mom big. see mom’s butthole. brown and crusty. me scrape off. me smell. always smell before i eat. it smell good. so i eat. doesn’t taste like chicken. taste like poop. went to store. bought condoms. put on horatio. got on henrietta. always safe. make good baloons too. like balloons. put up my butt. mom blows up. it feel good. got new bike. it is purple. i like purple. seat wasn’t right. i adjust seat. it point straight up now. ride all day. have to pee. it is warm. made me thirsty. all done now. no more pee. did not drink. still thirsty. will find guido. guido is mom’s goat. he give me drink. his pee warm. taste like salt. good warm salty goat pee. ate six burritos. made my butthole pee. made butthole burn. put butthole pee on finger. smell butthole pee. don’t smell like pee. smell like poop. smell like bad poop. me eat anyway. went to mall. saw woman. big woman. big hairy woman. remind me of mom. want this woman. she smell good. smell like guido. ask her to dance. she say no. say no music. ask her to dance again. she call policeman. policeman nice. he have big stick. make me think bad. he put on handcuffs. horatio throw up. warm and sticky. soon it dry. make pubic hair stick to underwear. won’t take off. would hurt. went to jail. met frank. frank big man. he scare Zamboni. want me to share bunk. i say no. he not my type. penis too small. he insist i share bunk. used all condoms to make balloons. hate balloons now. never make again. got out of jail . home now. go in bathroom. open toilet. look for little man in boat i see on tv. no man in boat. mom fix dinner. smell like fish . mom fix peas. get big plate. pull down pants. say hello to horatio. sit on peas. squish peas. feel good on my butt. scrape off with spoon. smell peas. smell like peas. so i eat. go find fred. fred is my gerbil. open butt cave for fred. his favorite place. fred stop to eat some peas. all done now. he inside. it tickles. ha ha ha. ho ho ho. have leash on fred. pull back out. smell fred. he smell like poop. won’t eat fred. fred my friend. will go eat mom. mom spread legs. see string. pull string. people always leave stuff in there. smell. don’t smell good. put back in. close mom’s legs. oh well. will just be hungry. Zamboni tired. go to bed. bye bye now.

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