My ordination certificate from the Universal Life Church has now arrived in the mail.

I am offically, from this day forward, the Reverend Scott Crawford.

Soon, I will be available for weddings, funerals, Bar Mitzvahs, and other high holy days. Sign up now, while dates and times are available.

I know this may sound off-color coming from a man of the cloth, but HOLY SHIT IS THIS FUCKING COOL.

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