The Wang Archive: Zamboni, Part 3
it’s me again, back to tell you more. i have a gerbil. his name is fred. he has been in my butthole. i farted. smelled like eggs. don’t like eggs. sperm likes eggs. i wear panties. they are purple. i haven’t washed them this week. they are stained. i have a penis. don’t have a vagina. could have one put in. too expensive. would have to go to sweden. i like chef bork. would suck chef bork. don’t like barney . he is purple. still don’t like. would sodomize hard. i just urinated. i need a towel. i am constipated. will dig out. mom is pregnant. hope not by me. could be though. ate taco bell. won’t be constipated soon. my balls itch. will scratch. pinch and roll method. plucked my rectal hair. it hurt bad. made my eyes water. that’s o.k. pain is gone now. caused erection. will take care of. mom is home. she is naked. her tits sag. they are big. need an enema. would feel better then. would make mess. would lick up. you lick up? me don’t care. went to zoo. monkeys jack off. may taste good. fence too high. will use imagination. getting my camera. took picture of horatio. he is my cock. he is my friend. foto-mat fairy won’t like. that’s o.k. don’t like foto-mat fairy anyway. looking in trash. found used tampon. it is sticky. put on forehead. will fix lunch. will fix hotdogs. these i like. fit in butthole. feels so good. will still eat. would feel guilty if i did not. starving children everywhere. bra is to tight. my sack is wrinkled. looks like prune. i like prunes. they make me shit. shit is slimy. slimy is good. mom is slut. i am slut. sluts are cool.i spank my gonads. they swell up. mom will kiss. make all better. i am toilet trained. i serve all.went outside. it is raining. came back in. i saw mailman. he gave me things. i went to the dentist. don’t like dentist. mouth still numb. went to bar. got real drunk. passed out in urinal. not so bad. thirsty no more. i like goats. i sodomize goats. goats are tight. make weird noises. i like that. like goat’s milk. shoot up butt. shoot out butt. lick lick lick. yum yum yum. mom is hermaphrodite. she has penis. she has vagina. oh that mom. one lucky girl. or maybe boy. still not sure. hotdogs done. i put them in. they are hot. i take them out. i blow on them. put back in. that just right. in and out. that feel so good. eat eat eat. yum yum yum. i see my cats. they run away. i sodomize cats. they don’t like. mom has glass eye. i take out. i skull fuck her. it is weird. will write more. some other day.
