“I Get Letters”

From: “ScottBonz”
Subject: review of spins top 40

“Im sorry bud but I gotta say that your review of those albums sucked really big balls. One half of your reviews because of this name drop shit, what the fuck does that mean. You don’t like an album just cause a lot of people are into it. That’s just fucking pretentious, no wonder you couldn’t write a review your not open to shit but cock in your ass.”

Dear Sir,

Thank you for your critique of my review. However, your lack of use of the English language in this correspondence was troubling to me. Please be sure that all future correspondence is in English.

Thanks In Advance,
Scott Crawford
Webmaster, My Big, Black Cock
http://www.mybigblackcock.com/

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