Zamboni here. very hot. me sweating. am naked. still sweating. look at balls. they sweating. play with balls. like to play with balls. feels good. will take cold shower. will help cool off. go in bathroom. mom in bathtub. wearing goggles snorkel and flippers. wants to play jaucces cousteau and the killer whale. me say o.k. jump in tub. game realistic since she smell like fish. gives it that ocean feeling. guido run in batroom. jump in tub with us. he is mom’s goat. guido starts urinating. mom says pretend like we in yellow sea. water too warm now. ask mom to fix breakfast. she says o.k. mom make pancakes. mom have special syrup for pancakes. mom put pancakes on plate. tell her i need syrup. mom squat over plate and rub herself. she push magic button and syrup come out of her pussy. syrup taste like chicken. make pancakes taste good. eat eat eat. yum yum yum. will go ride bike now. have to put on special shorts. have hole in back. Zamboni adjust seat on bike. it point straight up now. like to ride bike. it feel good. Zamboni go to girlfriends house. just found girlfriend. she has hairy chest. just around her nipples though. has hairy butt. like hairy women. remind me of mom. her name is elizabeth. we shave her butt today. knock on door. she answer. let me in. give Zamboni kiss. taste funny. sorta taste like chicken. me ask why. say she just puke. had chicken for lunch. that explain everything. ask her if we shave butt. she say yes. she go get razor and shaving cream. pull down pants. stick butt in air. Zamboni apply shaving cream. notice she didn’t wipe good. stop to eat. tasty butt crusty treats. finish eating. shave butt. all shaved now. she have many pimples on her butt. ask if i can pop zits. she say yes. start popping zits. puss shoot out. smell puss. Zamboni always smells before he eats. eat puss. sour puss. good sour butt zit puss. elizabeth like to do it in butt. ask if i can. she say yes. let out horatio. can’t get him in. need lubrication. will use butt zit puss. pop pop pop. lube lube lube. that work good. in out in out. horatio throw up in her butt. horatio always throwing up. all done. horatio asleep now. elizabeth want to do again. tell her i can’t tell her only goat poop warrior can do more than once. she get mad. tell me to leave. not come back unless i goat poop warrior. me go home. will find guido. he give me goat poop. get on bike. ride ride ride. feel good good good. get home. find guido. ask guido to poop. he no poop. he goat. he no understand english. Zamboni don’t know goat language. me think. me have idea. go to kitchen. boil water. get turkey baster. fill with boiling water. will find guido. here guido guido guido. here goatie goatie goatie. see my cat. he run away. he afraid of Zamboni. found guido. stick turkey baster up his butt.squeeze out boiling water. guido kick me in the nuts. me on ground. in pain. guido spray me with boiling goat poop. not having good day now. go inside. find mom. she kiss testicles. mom always make it all better. go back outside. big pile of steamy goat poop. put goat poop on face. like warpaint. me goat poop warrior now. me let out war cry. BAAAAHHHH! BAAAAHHHH! BAAAAHHHH!. me ready now. get on bike go to elizabeth’s house. she not home now. oh well. me go back home. am still ready to go all day and all night. guess henrietta will get lucky. she my hand. horatio like her best anyway. have to go. bye bye now.

my respect to Kibo. may he watch over Zamboni and keep him safe.

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