…about how Beyonce/Alicia Keys/Missy Elliott tickets are being given away via lottery to 50 teenagers at random who take HIV tests and sign up. This brings a few questions to mind:

1. Aren’t most of the people who’d want these tickets “people you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place”, to paraphrase George Carlin? Sorta fucks up the curve, if you ask me. Missy, OK, I can see, but Alicia Keys and Beyonce? Jesus, they might as well give away Donny and Marie tickets or something. Man, if I were looking to bring in the really promiscuous, heavy drug using teens, I’d be giving away Ozzfest tickets or something. Maybe tickets for that Korn/Linkin Park/Snoop Dogg tour.

2. Do you think they rig the lottery if they find out that you tested positive? “Ah, the hell with it! Kid’s gonna die anyway. Let’s let her GET HER FREAK ON!”

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