Subservient Chicken

(No, I’m not linking to the stupid fucking site.)

If he wants to serve me, he can go around killing everyone who messages me saying “OMFG THIS IS THE BEST SITE EVAR!!!!!!!11111ONEONEONE”. I’m really sick of hearing about this cocksucker, so stop.

Now. Send me the URL of a site I’d actually care about (and if you penis enlargement spammers even think about hitting up the comments section of this one, I’ll get you, too…). You kids have at least some idea of my likes and dislikes. Generally, if it involves the written word, I’m cool with it. If it involves tons of pictures, flash, audio, or some sick fuck in a chicken suit begging for abuse from a bunch of morons on the web, I’m not.

“Jack me off. Tell me something good.”
-Kim Fowley

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