Cool Gmail Account Names, Part 1

So, you got your Gmail invite, and you don’t want to just use it on something boring or potentially privacy-invasive like your given name or your net alias. What to do? Well, I’ve spent a little bit of time poking around, and now, I bring you the first installment of my list of still-available Gmail account names! Impress your friends! Impress your co-workers! PISS OFF PEOPLE IN HIGH PLACES!*

Here goes:

“thelordalmighty”
“elitistdouchebag”
“catholicchurch”
“regissucks”
“jewsforjesus”
“christiancoalition”
“nogoodcocksucker”
“mothersagainstdrunkdriving”
“alcoholicsanonymous”
“mydickisreallycool”

Thanks go out to everyone who helped with this list. If you’d like to be credited by name for a contribution to it, send an email to this address.

(*Scott Crawford and mybigblackcock.com assume no responsibility for the consequences of your registration of these email account names. This list is posted for entertainment purposes, and you use the information on it at your own risk. You should be in the clear legally speaking, but as I am not a lawyer and as some of these folks have a LOT of lawyers, I strongly suggest that you be careful.)

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