I was just driving home, and in front of my car, there was a white pickup truck with a bunch of anti-Obama, typically right wing bumper stickers on it, and unsurprisingly, there was also a Confederate flag sticker on it, too. This got me thinking, and I came up with what I think is a swell idea, but would probably be viewed in a court of law as a “hate crime”, an “act of terrorism” or some other thing that they charge you with when you embarrass fascist pond scum.

You know those magnetic car bumper stickers, the kind they make those ribbons, etc. out of so they don’t damage the car’s paint job? Well, I think someone (I’d love it if I had the cash and the logistics knowledge to get ‘er done, but I don’t; if you do, throw me a few bucks, eh?) should manufacture a bunch of those, with a picture of a Swastika on them and the words “Let’s be honest about who and what I am.” on them.

This way, when those of us with any shred of compassion who aren’t brainwashed by rich, soulless, racist old white men whose fathers and grandfathers were more or less part of the Third Reich (or who wish their fathers and grandfathers were) see a vehicle parked somewhere that has a bunch of idiotic, fascist, racist shitty stickers on it, we can add one more to the car on the sly that really sums up what those people are about without doing any damage to the vehicle.

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