Throw another Schiavo on the fire, Bob.
In the interest of not missing out on being part of “the buzz”, I may as well tell you about my personal take on the Schiavo situation.
I’m thinking that someone needs to make a porno flick starring Terry Schiavo and Pope John Paul II, called “The Feeding Tube”.
There. I think that should probably cover my “completely fucking tasteless” quotient for the year, and please the one reader I have who still wants me to write stuff like this (Hi, mom!).