“Pope died again.”

“Yeah, I know. They had CNN on at the bar.”

“Haven’t people got anything more fun to do at a fucking bar than watch a pope die?”

Seriously, folks. Do we fucking suck as a culture THAT MUCH?

Don’t answer that. Let a comment spammer reply to this, like they do every other fucking obituary I write. I think that really sums up the state of the world today. At least I watched “Dirty Harry” this morning. That’s what we should be doing instead of having this ghoulish month of self-flagellation where we’re doing nothing but waiting for the weak to die en masse, live on CNN. We should watch Dirty Harry movies. They’ve got a few of them at Wal-Mart for $5.50 each right now. If we’re going to be a bunch of brainwashed consumer media swine, we should at least be Dirty Harry-watching brainwashed consumer media swine. Besides, I like buying violent, profane material from Wal-Mart just to reward them for being both hypocrites on “mature content” and pussies who fear the movie industry. OK, that’s enough out of me for now. Enjoy the rest of your happy ass, dead motherfucking pope-having day. Go watch some violent shit on TV and jerk off.

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