Weird.

Tonight was probably the last time in my life that I’ll get to experience that “new Yoda smell” in a movie theater for the first time.

They did what they could with Episode III. I am not displeased. I found myself wanting to applaud at only one wildly inappropriate moment, which I will go into after more of you see the movie.

I will give you some other spoilers, though: the boat sinks at the end, with teh Jeebus nailed to the bow, while simultaneously, half a world away, Thelma and Louise drive into the Grand Canyon etc. etc. etc.

Also: wasn’t expecting this at all, but the Fantastic Four trailer was terrific. Let’s hope the actual movie doesn’t blow dogs through a Krazy Straw. (Wow, that site sucks. Hello, IE-only!)

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