A Primer For The Recently Diseased, Part II
Part II: How To Use My Big, Black Cock.
There is no right way or wrong way to use this site, but I’d like to suggest a few things that may enhance your experience here.
- First up, register for the motherfucker and comment once in a while if you like (or hate) what you’re reading. However, if you’re uncomfortable with all of this registering and commenting business for whatever your reasons, you can always email me at suck@mybigblackcock.com. (Note to those of you who follow this site on LiveJournal via “cockfeed”: commenting there is a bad idea, because it’s a total crapshoot as to whether I’ll see it or not, so if you can help it, don’t comment there.)
- Next, if you are familiar with how to use RSS, I strongly recommend subscribing to our syndicated feed. If you’re not familiar with RSS, I recommend becoming familiar, because it does a great fucking job of optimizing the web browsing experience. New content from sites you like comes to you when you use RSS, which is a great improvement over the previous dynamic, best described as “Let me sit here reloading the fuck out of the sites I read daily in the vain hope that they’ll jack me off, and if I’m lucky, I’ll also remember to check those sites that don’t update as often. Wait…I can’t even remember to feed the fucking goldfish.”
- The main content of the site appears in the main field of it (the main field is too narrow, but I’m not in the mood to fuck around with it just yet). The auxilliary content, which includes off-site content (such as my contributions at Flickr, del.icio.us, LiveJournal, MySpace and last.fm), appears to the right of the main field, in the menu sidebar. Check the auxilliary content whenever you visit this site, as it is dynamically updated and evolves as much as the rest of the site does. In addition, if you follow the links to my content on external sites, RSS feeds are available for many of them. For the love of God, I urge you to subscribe to all of them, in order to fill your life with meaning, your heart with song, and your member with…oh, forget it.
- If you don’t like something you see or read here, please read our disclaimer before you contact us with guns blazing. If your complaint isn’t one addressed in the disclaimer, then suck@mybigblackcock.com and we’ll have at it. Chances are, there isn’t a hell of a lot you’ll be able to do to sway me from my position, but maybe I’ll be able to talk you into sleeping with me during our discussion of the matter.
- Finally for now, if you’d like My Big, Black Cock to cover whatever swill you’re slinging (arts, music, movies, television, games, books, live events, crudely drawn fisting how-to diagrams, whatever), please suck@mybigblackcock.com and we’ll consider it, unless you include attachments in your email. If you include any unsolicited attachments in your email, we’ll do really bad shit to you and your family.
Floor’s open again. If you have questions about the features of this site, or suggestions that will improve the enjoyment of the userbase, give’r.