I Write Letters
In case you missed it in Deadspin or elsewhere, Chicago White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen has an email address. Being the type of person that likes to communicate with people (even those who I don’t agree with so much), I thought I’d send him a letter. Since his inbox is full right now, I am reprinting the letter here, just in case he’s a My Big, Black Cock reader, and I will be trying to resend the email periodically until it gets through.
“Dear Mr. Guillen,
I, like many others, have noticed your ballclub slipping in the standings, and quite a few people seem to think that Cleveland are about to take the division lead from you. Now, that part’s neither here nor there for me. I don’t have any great stake in the AL Central race. However, I do have a small favor to ask of you and the White Sox. If you’re going to slip in the standings like this, could you do us Yankee fans a favor and at least finish with a better record than Boston so we can have a post-season off from them? We’re really sick of looking at the Red Sox. Even without Pedro, the mere mention of them gives us a headache.
Thanks in advance for your cooperation and understanding in this matter.
Sincerely,
Scott Crawford
Webmaster, My Big, Black Cock.
http://www.mybigblackcock.com/
P.S. Kudos on having an excellent Topps rookie card.”
If I hear back from Ozzie, I’ll let you all know how it goes.