My Letters To Guillen, Part II
Unlike a week or so ago, I seem to have gotten one through without it bouncing! Here’s what I said to Mr. Guillen (who, for those of you just joining us, is the manager of the AL Central Champion Chicago White Sox, and apparently encourages email correspondence):
To: Ozzie Guillen
From: Scott Crawford
Subject: The Playoffs
Dear Ozzie,
I tried sending you an email before the season finished, asking you to dispose of the Red Sox by way of keeping them out of the playoffs. Unfortunately, the Indians didn’t cooperate, so they made it in. However, yesterday was a good step in the right direction. Please continue to instruct your team to do what they did yesterday to the Red Sox over and over again until they go away. FOREVER.
Thanks in advance,
Scott Crawford
Webmaster, My Big, Black Cock.
http://www.mybigblackcock.com/
P.S. As I said in my first email, which didn’t get through: kudos on having such an excellent Topps rookie card.”
You can’t tell me that it isn’t a great goddamn rookie card. Look at him!
I’ll keep you all posted on further developments.