Whole Foods Sticks Up For Motherfuckin’ Lobsters; Crawford Applauds
If you ask me (an enthusiastic meat-eater for the most part), lobsters get a totally shit deal. I mean, these guys crawl along the floor of the ocean eating garbage, minding their own business, then they get yanked up in a cage, lumped in with thousands of their friends, thrown around in and out of the water, sent to some tank in some friggin’ store or restaurant where every douchebag and their mother bangs on the glass and usually lumped in with the crabs (and they hate those assholes), and finally picked out by one of the douchebags, taken home, and BOILED THE FUCK ALIVE. That sucks, dude, and they don’t taste so goddamn good that it justifies it. So, like, fuck eating live lobsters, and awesome of Whole Foods for being like “We ain’t gonna shit on our friends the lobsters no mo’!”. Hopefully, they stick to their guns on this.