Things I Observed, Learned or Otherwise Theorized About Today

First, Trader Joe’s is pretty alright.

Second, “Dongmonger” would be a terrific name for a band.

Finally, you know how I’m always saying I’m going to hell? Well, here’s what’s going to happen: I’m going to go there, and after the 28th or 29th time I teabag Ann Coulter, they’re gonna ask me to leave.

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