Well, I added one important item to my wardrobe.

(Apologies for the bad camera phone picture, but I’m sure the quality of the item I photographed far outstrips the quality of the image.)

I’ll be over here in the corner, battening down the hatches, trying to prepare my home for the onslaught of women looking to sleep with me after seeing this picture. Sorry, girls, I’m taken.

As an aside, when I take a bad picture of myself with a camera phone in a mirror, damn it, I make it worth taking, don’t I?