Another Brilliant Idea For The Benefit Of All Mankind

I say we move this “leap day” shit from February 29th to either April 31st or June 31st. Fuck adding a day to the worst month of the year! Fuck it in the ass, sideways, with a big rubber dick wearing a sandpaper condom! Whose dipshit idea was that, anyway? Put that motherfucker in a warmer month! If leap year babies born prior to the shift want to celebrate their birthdays, they can do so on February 28th, March 1st, the new leap day, or they can NEVER HAVE A BIRTHDAY AGAIN.

Who’s with me?

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