From time to time, I get a song stuck in my head that’s really easy to make dirty, offensive and downright wrong, “I Only Wanna Be With You” by Hootie And The Blowfish (which I’ve written about before) being one such song, and another of the greats is “Always A Woman” by Billy Joel. Some stand-up comedian did a bit about this back in the 80’s, too, possibly pre-”Full House” Bob Saget, but it’s such an untapped well of comedy gold that it’s worth revisiting.

For example:

“She pees standing up, but she’s always a woman to me…”

“She likes to chow box, but she’s always a woman to me…”

“She’s got a huge knob, but she’s always a woman to me…”

You get the picture. 5 syllables, then “but she’s always a woman to me…”.

Now, I want to hear the best you’ve got, Internets. Comment wherever comments can be made in response to this, and let’s create something REALLY filthy.

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