Ask The Wild Crawford: I think I’m gonna like this gig…
Posted in Ask The Wild Crawford., My Big, Black Cock. on September 22nd, 2003 by Scott CrawfordOur next question comes from “Evin R.”, and he writes…
“i’m in shit because they fucked up and scheduled me for a 12-4 am shift at work on thurs. my film premieres on thurs. should i be a trooper, or do my damnedest to get drunk and nail some girl in an ontario suburb while talking up the greatness of flipper?”
Dear Evin,
While the latter sounds entertaining, “possession is nine-tenths of the law”. Sounds like work owns your ass. Spare the girl the indignity of having to nod her head while she hears about how the new Lightning Bolt record will change her life, and fulfill your responsibilities.
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