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My Big, Black Cock is the story of Scott Crawford, the funniest man alive. (They killed the last one.) It's been some other stuff, too. Look around, you'll find it. The site confuses, disappoints and alienates a lot of people who come here via Google searches for "black cock", but let's face it, these folks are no strangers to confusion, disappointment and alienation. Anyway, enjoy.
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