Too much heroin in the soup spoils the lesbians.

So, you got your Gmail invite, and you don’t want to just use it on something boring or potentially privacy-invasive like your given name or your net alias. What to do? Well, I’ve spent a little bit of time poking around, and now, I bring you the first installment of my list of still-available Gmail account names! Impress your friends! Impress your co-workers! PISS OFF PEOPLE IN HIGH PLACES!*

Here goes:

“thelordalmighty”
“elitistdouchebag”
“catholicchurch”
“regissucks”
“jewsforjesus”
“christiancoalition”
“nogoodcocksucker”
“mothersagainstdrunkdriving”
“alcoholicsanonymous”
“mydickisreallycool”

Thanks go out to everyone who helped with this list. If you’d like to be credited by name for a contribution to it, send an email to this address.

(*Scott Crawford and mybigblackcock.com assume no responsibility for the consequences of your registration of these email account names. This list is posted for entertainment purposes, and you use the information on it at your own risk. You should be in the clear legally speaking, but as I am not a lawyer and as some of these folks have a LOT of lawyers, I strongly suggest that you be careful.)

I hate it when spam has me pegged.

Maybe the best single season of television I’ve ever seen.

Jimmy Breslin.

“You are supposed to honor and respect the dead. But you also must respect the truth, and live for the living…”

The scoop’s here.

Don’t ask me to tell you how I know this, but this album is the best one of the year so far, by a long shot. That Arista dropped them before releasing it, and that it took as long as it did for someone to scoop it up and release it is a sin. When this record hits stores, I want you all to sleep out the night before to get it. Amazing, I tell you.

TERRIFIC fucking article.

what Murder In The Dark sounds like, we can hook you up now:

MITD on MySpace Music

We’ve got a rough mix of our song “Winter” up. Let me/us know what you think. =)

You’ve never been to Compton, you don’t know Dre, and you suck.

Japan seemed like a pretty cool place before you all choked the fucking life out of its vibrant culture. Move onto pillaging India’s culture already like the real hipsters have, and free the land of canned panties from the shackles of your eternal nerditude!

Awwwwwwwwwww.

Haven’t heard from them in years. Wonder how the kids are doing.