Look no further than here, here (apologies for Salon’s shitty interstitial ads) and here.

Yes, we’re supposedly talking about the lunatic fringe here, but scarily, it’s not all that far off from the things I hear from the average “person of faith” (and I’m not singling out any one faith here; it just happens that these supposed “Christians” are the ones grabbing the headlines this week).

It’s sad, because at times, it makes me so angry to see stuff like this that it leaves me momentarily questioning our First Amendment rights (which is probably part of why it’s done, if you’ll don a tinfoil hat with me for a bit), and it also makes it extremely hard for me to trust people who just want to believe that everything’s going to be alright and can’t do it without the help of a so-called “higher power”.

This world gets more screwed up by the day.

St. Charles, IL High School Choir of 1984!

Courtesy of Tape Findings, which looks like a goldmine upon first glance.

Google Talk has launched. If you want to bug me on there, you can do so by messaging “reverendscottcrawford”. Should work.

Let me know how your experiences with the service are.

People who play synthesizers and people who love how they sound have essentially lost their God today.

Sincerest condolences to his friends, family, and to everyone else who understands his impact on the world and is as bummed out about this as I am.

Absolutely brilliant. Not a bad performance in the whole goddamned thing. Highly recommended.

My mom just complimented me on my new Slayer t-shirt.

I was so close.

I was in a titty bar.

I had my laptop with me.

I powered it up.

I found a weak, but seemingly active enough wireless Internet connection.

I tried to connect.

I failed.

DAMN YOU, WEP ENCRYPTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111

*liltear*

Sweet mother of Christ, that was a good movie.

That’s all I’ve got for now.

Krokus are touring too, but you don’t hear me having an orgasm over that now, do you?

It’s amazing what attacking a sacred cow will do for one’s Q rating. I may just have to do it more often.

…who isn’t all OMGOMGOMGOMG because Bauhaus are touring?

I doubt that many of you saw them the first time around, but did that many of you miss the ‘98 tour? And, of those of you who saw them on that tour (admittedly good stuff), how many of you really think it’s a good idea to spend more money to see a band who are 7 years older now?

I actually haven’t ruled out going, but I just don’t see what the fuss is. People are acting like The Beatles got back together with Hitler singing for them or something. I’m probably just a big party pooper, but it’s not like it’s a Love And Rockets tour. Get a grip, Oreo!

Rot in fucking hell, you useless pig bastard cocksuckers.

Love,
Scott

P.S. Die.

So, first, I get bored and desperate and braindead enough to take eHarmony’s personality test thing. Then, I finish the goddamned thing, which takes forever, and they say “no, we’re not going to let you near our other users, WE HAVE NO MATCH FOR YOU PRICKBOY, K THX BYE”.

No one in their system is a match for me. Yet somehow, I bet that if these fucking people took the test, they’d find a fucking match.

The universe is now fired.