It was alright. ;)

I’d like to thank in no particular order: the Academy, Kage for gutting this whole “rock” thing out with me and kicking ass on anything that I (or the sound crews of various venues) throw at him, The Audacity and The Funeral Crashers for having us on the bill and for doing what they do, Continental for having us all there and providing a great backstage atmosphere (”It was totally like a fuckin’ concert, dude…”), Kristine Rose for handling merch and mailing list for all the bands (and Clif for getting her there and back), Blake for bringing the big camera and filming us in the mens’ room, everyone who came out tonight (especially those who stuck around late to catch me, but thanks go to all of you just for showin’ up…), and finally, thanks even go to everyone who didn’t make it but wanted to! For those of you who fit that last category, your interest is noted and appreciated, and we’ll do our best to give you another chance to catch us soon!

On that front, we’ll have an announcement as soon as dates are finalized.

Until then, we’re going straight back to the lab and recording some more fun stuff for you to hear. More on that soon, too.

Stay tuned to the Scott Crawford MySpace page for the latest, and thanks as always for giving a damn. =)

Stay beautiful, dahlings…
-S

The universe officially makes no fucking sense now.

We’ll miss you, Barn.

A stripper named Ariel just told me so.

Ariel is such a great stripper name. :D

…when no matter how bad the world may seem otherwise, “The Humpty Dance” really hits the fucking spot, man.

As I do every year, I’d like to provide you with the information necessary to tell those cocksuckers what you really think of their fucking holiday.

Email: info@hallmark.com

Or call them at 1-800-HALLMARK

Have fun!

Please, just fucking kill me now.

You know how police cars will park along side each other, and cops will talk to each other out the drivers’ side windows? They kinda look like two earthworms fuckin’ in the grass when they do that.

Man, I’m a whore.

Actually, I was just removing items from it, trimming it down a little (by over 1/3, scarily enough…), and I figured I’d post it. If you’re nice little money slaves and buy me things from it, maybe I’ll show you some pink, tee hee! *batting eyelashes*