Now hurry up and get the rest of the way better, so you can get Wumpscut at Wegman’s revved up. ;)

I was going to post to tell you all that The Ultimate Warrior and I use the same WordPress theme, but he changed it.

That’s right, bitch.

I just beat the The Ultimate Warrior in a no-holds-barred Iron Man match to see who could dryhump a 4 year old blog suite theme more than the other guy.

Feel the unbridled power of my Cock, Warrior. No, wait, not like that.

I am “scottcrawford” on Twitter.

I have no fucking friends aside from this fuckin’ guy.

Help me change this.

Yep, Flock still sucks. Bloat bloat bloat bloat bloat.