Status, Motherfucker! May 31, 2010 11:54 pm

Posted in Status, Motherfucker! on May 31st, 2010 by Scott Crawford

And D-Bags they are, as they just balked in the winning run!

Status, Motherfucker! May 31, 2010 11:50 pm

Posted in Status, Motherfucker! on May 31st, 2010 by Scott Crawford

I swear, Vin Scully has spent this entire game calling the Diamondbacks “the D-Bags”, just because he can.

Status, Motherfucker! May 31, 2010 5:44 pm

Posted in Status, Motherfucker! on May 31st, 2010 by Scott Crawford

So long, VHS porn. I hardly knew ye.

Status, Motherfucker! May 29, 2010 2:48 pm

Posted in Status, Motherfucker! on May 29th, 2010 by Scott Crawford

Yes, Dennis Hopper’s gone, and this is very sad, but he’s not suffering anymore, and can you imagine that fucking wake? RIP.

Day 93

Posted in My Big, Black Cock., Training. on May 29th, 2010 by Scott Crawford

1 minute jogging/2 minutes walking x 8
1 minute walking
1 minute jogging
30 seconds walking

Total Time: 26:30
Total mileage: about 1.85 miles (pedometerless at the moment, but I know the course)

Not as good of a run today, despite the lower temperature, because of the humidity and some knee pain. Still, got through some of it and knew when to quit.

Onward to Tuesday.

Status, Motherfucker! May 28, 2010 3:02 pm

Posted in Status, Motherfucker! on May 28th, 2010 by Scott Crawford

Thanks for being an awkward part of an entire generation’s childhood, Gary Coleman, and may you find some peace now.

Status, Motherfucker! May 27, 2010 5:32 am

Posted in Status, Motherfucker! on May 27th, 2010 by Scott Crawford

It just occurred to me that I’ve been out of high school for 20 years today.

Day 92

Posted in My Big, Black Cock., Training. on May 26th, 2010 by Scott Crawford

1 minute jogging/2 minutes walking x 9
1 minute jogging

Total time: 33 minutes (I guess I counted slow)
Total mileage: about 2 miles

Yes, it was hotter than Satan’s nutsack out there, Charles. Great run, though. Minimal leg pain, a minor stitch in my side that went away after about 5 minutes, and my longest distance into my usual course in a long time.

Onto whenever I get around to doing this next. I’ve been bad lately, because of sleep, diet and extracurriculars, so the gym’s been kinda tough to get to. Running does honestly feel purer, though.

Status, Motherfucker! May 26, 2010 1:07 am

Posted in Status, Motherfucker! on May 26th, 2010 by Scott Crawford

Yo <marquee> tag, I’m really happy for you, Imma let you finish, but the <blink> tag is the best tag of all time!

Status, Motherfucker! May 25, 2010 4:55 pm

Posted in Status, Motherfucker! on May 25th, 2010 by Scott Crawford

Spring cleaning in full effect. Locals, who wants some old magazines for free?

Status, Motherfucker! May 24, 2010 8:26 pm

Posted in Status, Motherfucker! on May 24th, 2010 by Scott Crawford

“Death Panels”? Shit, if they speed up the line for them (and they’ve existed since the Nixon presidency, kids), sign me the fuck up.

Status, Motherfucker! May 24, 2010 4:02 pm

Posted in Status, Motherfucker! on May 24th, 2010 by Scott Crawford

When was the last time you read a truly great print magazine, the kind you hung onto forever and re-read a million times, and what was it?

New Year’s Resolution, Week 20

Posted in My Big, Black Cock., New Year's Resolution. on May 24th, 2010 by Scott Crawford

This Week: Fear 1, Me 0
Current Score: Me 26, Fear 13

This week had me trying to balance practicality and common sense (which sometimes spiral out of control into fear) and frivolity (which sometimes spirals into awesomeness). Some folks would applaud me stopping just short of going to meet Paul Levitz at a comic signing in New Jersey, because I was broke and exhausted, and maybe they’re right. Alas, I found out the next day that both Jack C. Harris and Keith Giffen showed up at the signing! Sometimes, common sense does not pay. Ah well, hopefully they’ll be at Wizard World NJ later this year.

Status, Motherfucker! May 23, 2010 3:12 pm

Posted in Status, Motherfucker! on May 23rd, 2010 by Scott Crawford

Ocean County Mall really sucks the bag.

Status, Motherfucker! May 21, 2010 3:37 pm

Posted in Status, Motherfucker! on May 21st, 2010 by Scott Crawford

Ambush Bug: discuss.

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