Two random, hopefully unrelated quotes from a dream I just had…
Posted in My Big, Black Cock. on April 28th, 2011 by Scott Crawford“Once you get past the punishment for the fart, you’ll have a good legacy.”
-Chuck Scarborough, to the nun who was sitting next to him on the plane
“Nah, man. They’re just making a cat food commercial, and trying to soundtrack it with ‘Deuce’ by KISS.”
-me, to an unnamed guitar player who interrupted my pornography reading to tell me that people were actually making pornography in the next room


