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		<title>10 Somewhat Brief Thoughts On Burnout Paradise</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m very late to the party on this one, and apparently the only person I know who bought it for Playstation 3 instead of XBox Tree Sissy, but I&#8217;ve quasi-finished the game (still missing a small handful of trophies, all related to downloadable content and the stupid PS 3 webcam), and here&#8217;s what I thought.
1. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Year&#8217;s Resolution, Week 9</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This Week: Me 2, Fear 0
Current Score: Me 16, Fear 5
2 pretty good ones this week.
First, the bank had my account royally fucked up for about 24 hours, in a way that, had it not been corrected, would have been crippling. When I saw this, it was about 5 AM (the worst time in the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mybigblackcock.com/archives/1856</link>
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		<title>Music Stats To Return In April</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve got a clean month ahead (February started out with some Baidu traffic), so I&#8217;ll start posting them again now that I&#8217;ve got a slightly more accurate picture of what&#8217;s doing. Amazingly, contrary to reports I&#8217;ve heard previous to this, excluding Baidu on robots.txt actually worked, or is at least working at the moment.
Also: &#8220;Obsolete&#8221; [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mybigblackcock.com/archives/1854</link>
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		<title>Ozzie Guillen News!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In case you guys missed it, the greatest manager in Chicago White Sox history finally brought some class to teh Twitters. Feel free to add him, though I&#8217;m not sure if he&#8217;s adding people back yet. Still a lot of fun to have him on there, though. Maybe I can get him to respond to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mybigblackcock.com/archives/1852</link>
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		<title>New Year&#8217;s Resolution, Week 8</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sorry for the delay on this one. Stuff.
This week: Fear 1, Me 1
Current Score: Me 14, Fear 5
I was supposed to go into New York twice this week, and I made it in once That was its usual struggle to get me out of the house, even to do something fun. Well worth it, though, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>So I was at &#8220;Ask Andrew W.K. Anything&#8221; last night.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The first review I&#8217;ve read of the event wrote the whole thing off as a Kaufmanesque, performance-arty in-joke on the Tiger Woods thing (he did use the opening paragraph of Woods&#8217; statement as the opening of the event, admittedly), and perhaps I&#8217;m naive or being totally hoodwinked here, but that&#8217;s not all or even most [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mybigblackcock.com/archives/1845</link>
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		<title>New Year&#8217;s Resolution, Week 7</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This week: Me 2, Fear 0
Current Score: Me 13, Fear 4
I got through New York OK, though it took me a fuckton of effort to leave the house. I certainly wanted to see the people I saw, and I had a good time, but there was this huge internal struggle that took place to get [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mybigblackcock.com/archives/1843</link>
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		<title>New Year&#8217;s Resolution, Week 6</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A little late this week, but I haven&#8217;t forgotten.
This week: Me 2, Fear 0
Current Score: Me 11, Fear 4
The good:
I dealt with all kinds of snow. For most of the past 15 years, I&#8217;ve pretended to be a grown-up and not enjoyed it, dreaded it, even. I travelled (by train) in a blizzard and refused [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Annual Valentine&#8217;s Day Public Service Announcement</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As I do every year, and have for a long time, I&#8217;d like to provide you with the information necessary to tell those cocksuckers what you really think of their fucking holiday.
Hallmark:
Email: info@hallmark.com
Or call them at 1-800-HALLMARK
(While you&#8217;re at it, tell them that my mom is pissed as hell that they keep fucking with the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mybigblackcock.com/archives/1839</link>
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		<title>Music Traffic Reports On Hold</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Baidu traffic went crazy in January (3000-ish plays for &#8220;Wolftab&#8221;? No way!), so I&#8217;m going to change our robots.txt, see if Baidu actually honors it (they&#8217;re notorious for ignoring excludes), and proceed from there. Hopefully, at some point, we have a realistic picture of what&#8217;s going on here. Stay tuned&#8230;
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